Miss Teen USA wants people to know that it judges the women who compete in its pageant as people and not sexual objects.
Blonde hair, which has less pigmentation than dark hair, is better at processing Vitamin D, so the inhabitants of Northern European countries evolved lighter locks to make the most of the unreliable sunlight.
Meanwhile, the English measure up at a comparatively stubby 5 ft 9ins for men and 5 ft 3ins for women.
After, I tiptoed to her brother's room to see if he was still awake, and he was, so we started talking.